U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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