Can Purell be used as lube?
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
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