I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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