you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
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Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
Actions speak louder than pants.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
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I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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