I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
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We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
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On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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