were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
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Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
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I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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