I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
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Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
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So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
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