the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
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