D3 body, D1 cock
i made the cop pinkie-promise not to arrest me if i failed the breathalizer.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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