THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
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