...so i touched it.
Never write on a napkin "my face, your boobs" with your phone number and give it to a girl. Just a tip of the day from my nightly experiences lol.
We need to hang out more often
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
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