I just pynch a tree in the face
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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