Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
and then I told her I was too drunk. She started to cry, and told me this always happens to her and that she thinks shes ugly. I pretended I was asleep and then she farted.
i just had sex bonerless
he's my edward cullen
I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.
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I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
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I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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