That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
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