Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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