Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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