I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
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That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
But break dance skills will only take you so far
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
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No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
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