Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
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You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
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Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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