glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
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well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
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being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
Don't tell me you're on acid again
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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