Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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