And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
The adults are the big ones right?
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