were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
She announced her abortion via fbk
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
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I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
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We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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