I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
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Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
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Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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