it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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