Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
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Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
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Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
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