ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
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I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
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Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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