just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
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