No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
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