I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
He kissed a someone with a penis
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
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My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
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I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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