this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
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I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
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FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
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