I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
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What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
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you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
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