I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
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my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
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Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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