i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
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the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
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Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
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