dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
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You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
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bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
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