That's intense
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
Randomize
