Babe! I just farted and I swear to jesus lord christ that it sounded like ur name! Ok, more like Meeatt but still... awesome.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
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You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
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Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
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