My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
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