I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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