We won't sleep together?
At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
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Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
I think weed is turning my hair brown
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
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so much tequila, so little girl.
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
i think i just lost a toe
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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