If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
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