Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
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Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
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I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
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