i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
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