doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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