He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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