Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
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