Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
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New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
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My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
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