brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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