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Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
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Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
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my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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