So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
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this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
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I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
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