How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
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while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
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It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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