im having a threesome with these popsicles
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
Such a big mess for such a small penis
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