Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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