You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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