What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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